Old Gregg Quotes

In this example below you will see how to do a Old Gregg Quotes with some HTML / CSS and Javascript

Random Quote generator for Old Gregg quotes

This awesome code was written by 1bladesforhire, you can see more from this user in the personal repository.
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  • HTML
  • CSS
  • JavaScript
<!DOCTYPE html>
<html lang="en" >

  <meta charset="UTF-8">
  <title>Old Gregg Quotes</title>
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  <div class="container-fluid">
    <h1 class="text-primary">Old Gregg Quotes</h1>
  <div class="container-fluid">
    <div class="row">
      <div id="quote_container" class="col-xs-6 col-xs-offset-3">
        <div id="quote">
          <div class="row clearfix">
            <button class="btn btn-danger" id="quote_button">More Gregg Quotes</button>
             <button id="twtbox" class="btn btn-info"></button>
            <div class="row clearfix">
              <p class="well" id="quote_p">
              I'm old Gregggggg!
    window.twttr = (function(d, s, id) {
        var t, js, fjs = d.getElementsByTagName(s)[0];
        if (d.getElementById(id)) return;
        js = d.createElement(s);
        js.id = id;
        js.src = "https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js";
        fjs.parentNode.insertBefore(js, fjs);
        return window.twttr || (t = {
            _e: [],
            ready: function(f) {
    }(document, "script", "twitter-wjs"));
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h1, button, #quote_container {
  text-align: center;

.row.clearfix {
  margin-bottom: 20px;

h1 {
  font-family: 'Tangerine', serif;

p {
  font-family: 'Droid Sans';
  color: orange;
  font-size: 15px;
  font-weight: bold;

button {
  font-family: 'Inconsolata';
button a {
  color: white;
  text-decoration: none;
button a:hover {
  text-decoration: underline;

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var quotes = ["I'm Old Gregg. Pleased to meet you.", "Then how come this hook's in my head, fool?", "I'm old Gregggggg!", "It's attached to your rod, motherlicker!", "Easy now, fuzzy little man-peach, hmm?", "You ever drunk Bailey's from a shoe?", "Wanna come to a club where people wee on each other?", "I know what you're thinking. Here comes Old Gregg, he's a scaly man-fish. You don't know me. You don't know what I got. I got something to show you. (bright light shines) You know what that is? That's Old Gregg's vagina. I've got a mangina! I'M OLD GREEEEEEEEGG!", " You like Bailey's? Mmmm... creamy. Soft, creamy beige.", "That was our first date, hmm? You pulled me up with your strong arms!", "You've seen my downstairs mix-up.", "Yeah, I know you are. You've told me 89 times now.", "You must love me exactly as I love you.", "You know what Gregg? Maybe I was being a bit hasty there, uh, when I said I didn't love you. Perhaps now in this light with you in the tu-tu and the water playing off your... seaweed. Maybe I could love you. Maybe I was lying because when you do love someone sometimes you say you don't because you're playing hard to get, playing a game.", "Are you playing your love games with me?", "Moving too fast, this isn't a race.Mmmmm baby, back off, and lower the pace now.Slow it down and give me some space, mmmmm.Moving too fast, this isn 't a race."];
var max = quotes.length - 1;
var random = Math.floor((Math.random() * max) + 1);

$('#quote_button').on('document.ready click', function() {
  var random = Math.floor((Math.random() * max) + 1);
  document.getElementById("quote_p").innerHTML = quotes[random];
$(function() {
  quoteGenerator(); //this calls it on load

function quoteGenerator() {
  var link = document.getElementById("quote_p").innerHTML;
  link = link.substr(0, 125);

  $('#twtbox').empty().append('<a href="https://twitter.com/intent/tweet?text=' + link + '&button_hashtag=OLDGREGG">Tweet This</a>');